Don't Even Bother Trying to Be as Glam as Erika Jayne Because "You Will Lose"

We don't know what a day at the office looks like for you, but when you're Erika Girardi (or should we say Erika Jayne), you slide into couture, get all glammed up with big hair and lots of makeup, and hang out with sexy dudes at swanky L.A. landmarks. Oh, to be Erika Jayne.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills singer took The Daily Dish inside her Flaunt magazine photo shoot, and spending the time with her confirmed for us what we've long suspected: Erika's life is the best. And the "How Many F***s?" singer had one message for anyone who thinks it's easy to be that fab: "Don't try this at home. You won't do it," she said. "You will lose."

Noted.

Check out more Erika doing what she does, below.

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