Yesterday, after the beloved Grandma Wrinkles went into hiding and lashed out at her mistress Dina Manzo, the former Housewife had a sneaking suspicion that Grandma's diva-behavior was out of jealously toward one Giggy Vanderpump,the pouty Pomeranian of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Tweeted Dina, "I think @grandmawrinkles is lashing out from all the attention @bravoandy is giving Giggy the Pom. @LisaVanderpump please note."
Complaining about the lack of A-List treatment for her hairless cat, Dina wrote, "Just because G.WRinkles drops the F bomb every once in a while doesn't mean she shouldn't have had her own blog [on Bravotv.com] @bravoandy Tabatha has one!"
Talk about taking no prisoners!
The Rachel Zoe Project's Brad Goreski retweeted the battle, and weighed in on his favorite Housewives pet, "well...I know that @grandmawrinkles smells like cheese and french fries. What about giggy?"
The accused Grandma Wrinkles-hater Andy Cohen, was extremely confused. His only participation in the fierce battle was a single tweet: "Oh lord what is going on".
Giggy barked back on his Twitter, attacking Ms. Wrinkles and her...um...unique physique, threatening Andy and saying he would not make his scheduled December 31st appearance of Watch What Happens Live unless he was named favorite pet: "oh dear sweet Andy you are not involved with a wrinkly old pussy...please say no..I won't come on the 31st...I just won't woof"
But don't worry, fans; all is good now. Giggy's mistress Lisa intervened with a very reasonable question for Dina: "be honest here,who is Andy going to be attracted to? Grandma wrinkles or gigolo the sexy beast.?"
With that, Dina cooled down and made peace with little Giggy: "@LisaVanderpump ahhh now I seeeee...that makes TOTAL sense. Let me talk grandma down. Hope to see you soon! xo"
Ah, just another wild day in the lives of Bravolebrities. Glad no people or animals had to get hurt in this brutal debate!
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