Patti Questions Jen Aniston Engagement

Patti Stanger is bracing for the unthinkable: Jennifer Aniston’s relationship with Justin Theroux Mrs-fires.

"Let's see the wedding go down right. He was living with someone for 14 years. This is not going to be such an easy thing because he was having conversations and meetings with his ex the week before. This is not 100% clean," the Millionaire Matchmaker explains her gasp-inducing point of view to TooFab. "They’re good for each other but let's see what their actions tell us. It's not a done deal."

Heart. Pangs. Could the world handle such emotional turmoil? Continuing to kick stones Jen’s way, Patti adds another clause.  "Jennifer cannot throw stones at Angelina anymore because she pulled an Angelina with Justin ... I always say soulmates can happen when you're with somebody else."

Speaking of the also engaged goodwill globetrotters, Brad and Angie sealed the marital deal a long time ago, according to our real-life Cupid. "When you have six kids, you’re married in my eyes," says Patti – legal paperwork be damned. "She's been married twice, he’s been married once. He probably wants to get married and she doesn’t. And if she gets married it will be on her time."

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