Life imitating art? Just like Stephenie Meyer penned Edward Cullen and Bella Swan to last for eternity, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger tells Access Hollywood that she sees the same fate for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's real life romance.
"The vampires are gonna last — as long as they make these movies, they're gonna last," Patti predicts. "They've got good energy, they're on the down low — they're hitting it at like Chateau Marmont in those little bungalows in the back, I've seen 'em. These two are gonna make it!"
Taking another glimpse into her relationship crystal ball, Madame Patti also sees a long future ahead for Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher – despite rampant rumors to the contrary.
"I do a lot of astrology when I match, and he is an Aquarius and he likes older women. That is his thing, if you look at his chart. They will last. He might stray — you know, he's playing the field — but she will always bring him back."
Patti also suggests that Sandra Bullock trade men with sleeve tattoos for a silver fox, particularly Liam Neeson.
"This is a really great match," the love guru continues. "First of all, they both have children. They both have been deeply wounded, they'll heal each other's wounds. He's got her back and she's gonna have his."
And what about America's single sweetheart?
"Jennifer Aniston is a tough one to match up. I really believe she needs an entrepreneur — like a person who is out of Hollywood, that is hot and a good looking guy."
Attractive and wealthy? Can you say Brad 2.0?
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