The Real Housewives of New Jersey Husbands' Taglines Are Guaranteed to Make You Blush
Subtlety is not exactly Joe Gorga's forte.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey husbands gave us a taste of what their taglines might be at the Season 7 reunion. Frank Catania stayed true to character with his line: "I work hard. I play hard. Until I spent all my money on boats and whores," which led ex-wife and best friend Dolores Catania to exclaim, "A truer tagline has never been said!" Margaret Josephs' hubby, Joe Benigno, joked, "If you want the job done right, ask me and I'll do your wife." And Melissa Gorga's husband, Joe Gorga, even donned a curtain as a makeshift dress and gave us two tagline choices, proclaiming, "I don't flip tables; I have sex on them" and "I'm not a plumber but I know how to lay pipe."
Well, now it appears these three want to change their answers. They definitely loosened up and let it all hang out during The Real Housewives of New Jersey After Show. And if those taglines were enough to make you blush, you probably shouldn't hear their new selections. Press play on the video above to hear their very-NSFW taglines for yourself. And watch the video below to see their original responses at the reunion.
