Rich Amons Hangs Out with Presidential Assailant

Rich Amons, hubby of The Real Housewives of D.C. star Mary Amons, comes from a tough lineage. "My mom delivered me herself in an apartment in Philly," he tweeted yesterday to Simon van Kempen.

So that explains his nonchalant attitude toward hanging out with a man who even the United States Secret Service couldn't stop from causing bloodshed.

"Smallworld - the man who popped the President of the Free World in the mouth on the Bball court is in my Monday night game. #tuffcrowd," Rich tweeted.

In case you spent the weekend in a turkey coma, Rey Decerega is now notoriously known as the guy who elbowed Barack Obama in the face during a basketball game. Sure, it was friendly competition, but Mr. President still needed 12 stitches in his upper lip (and you thought the mid-term election hurt).

But it's not all rough and tumble with Rich. According to Twitter, he seems to have a bromance brewing with NYC Housewife Alex McCord's hubby Simon. Shall we dub them Rimon?

Simon tweeted, "In our sitting room w/ @RichAmons & @McCordAlex hatching secret plans & clever tricks!" As in clever tricks to use on the court? Will Simon soon be sharing the court with America's most dangerous elbows? Doubtful... unless those itty bitty retro basketball shorts are involved.