The Ladies of Southern Hospitality Serve Real Housewives-esque Taglines That Are Too Epic to Miss

Leva Bonaparte and her crew of VIP concierges, hosts, servers, and bartenders may not be Real Housewives, but they do know how to serve some shade (in addition to drinks, bar bites, and a good time).

Before Southern Hospitality premieres on Monday, November 28, the Republic Garden & Lounge matriarch and three of her employees shared what their taglines would be if they were cast members on a Real Housewives franchise. The results are absolutely epic.

Keep scrolling to find out what the Southern Charm-er had to say, as well as servers Lucía Peña and Emmy Sharrett, and hostess Mia Alario. Plus, you can see the ladies deliver the hypothetical phrases by watching the video below!

Leva Bonaparte: “If you want a seat at my table, you best mind your manners.”

Mia Alario: “A true Southern belle knows her worth. And I am priceless.”

Lucía Peña: “Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss my exquisite derriere.”

Emmy Sharrett: “I’m a Southern belle — brains, booty, and all business.”

It’s clear that manners are important to the Republic staff members, but will they all be polite to one another as the debut season progresses? Based on the teaser trailer for the season, which you can also watch above, it seems the answer is no. But you’ll have to tune in to Southern Hospitality to find out for sure. 

Watch the Southern Hospitality premiere on Bravo on Monday, November 28, at 9/8c and the next day on Peacock and the Bravo app.

Watch Southern Charm on Peacock and the Bravo app.