People magazine has declared Tyson Beckford the sexiest bearded man ALIVE. This automatically makes Bravo the sexiest network for facial hair on television. It's a mathematical FACT
! If a = b, and b = c, then a = c. If Bravo = Tyson and Tyson = Sexy, then Bravo = Sexy.
The transitive property of equality! HOT.
Annnd let's go to Tyson: "When I first got into this business at 22, I had a complete baby face. Now I can grow a beard that itches me at 5 a.m. New York time no matter where I am in the world. I sometimes attract more risque women who like the roughness. They want that beard scratching their face. The beard reminds me of success: I don't have to follow society and be clean-shaven. I can do whatever I want."
Bravo endorses the roughness and congratulates Tyson on being ridiculously good looking. Keep it up!