The Hotness
It's official. Tyson Beckford is sexy.
People magazine has declared Tyson Beckford the sexiest bearded man ALIVE. This automatically makes Bravo the sexiest network for facial hair on television. It's a mathematical FACT
! If a = b, and b = c, then a = c. If Bravo = Tyson and Tyson = Sexy, then Bravo = Sexy.
The transitive property of equality! HOT.
Annnd let's go to Tyson: "When I first got into this business at 22, I had a complete baby face. Now I can grow a beard that itches me at 5 a.m. New York time no matter where I am in the world. I sometimes attract more risque women who like the roughness. They want that beard scratching their face. The beard reminds me of success: I don't have to follow society and be clean-shaven. I can do whatever I want."
Bravo endorses the roughness and congratulates Tyson on being ridiculously good looking. Keep it up!
-Gretchen Hansen
