It's a Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen tradition to ask Real Housewives superfans what their very own tagline would be. Everyone from Chrissy Teigen to Lady Gaga to even Michael Strahan have gotten in on the fun over the years.
But just when you think you've heard them all, Sam Smith goes and gives the most mind-blowing, shocking, jaw-dropping Real Housewives tagline ever when he appeared on WWHL Tuesday night, which you just need to see to believe in the above clip. Fellow guest Patti LaBelle's face reaction just says it all.
"No, he didn't!" Patti LaBelle said of Sam Smith's Real Housewives tagline.
We don't know how well that would actually work as a tagline, but we do appreciate Smith's honesty.
Watch LaBelle deliver the sassiest of Real Housewives taglines, below.