On last night's episode of Below Deck, Chief Steward Kate Chastain got revenge on one guest of the Ohana by folding his blanket into a, er, very suggestive shape.
Her fellow steward Kat didn't mince words when she discovered the blanket: "It looks like a big penis!" But when Chef Ben (who called the art form "very cool"—LOL!) confronted Kate about it, she claimed it was the shape of a rocket ship, not a phallus.
Either way, we're transfixed with last night's awesomely awkward moment—so we went right to the source to find out how she manages to get so creative when it comes to folding linens. Turns out the secrets are to form a "firm, yet rounded tip to penetrate through the atmosphere," "fluffing and handiwork" and, good lord, things just got a little awkward in here...
Behold: Kate Chastain's tutorial on folding blankets into rocket ships.
Watch the drama over BlanketGate unfold on last night's episode.