Who wears short shorts? Perez wears short shorts! There's so much to talk about in this photos - the pose, the face, the deep squat!
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Who could forget 'Red Sonja' from The Mermaid Parade on 'RHONY'? No matter what hair color, that's one sexy Sonja.
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No one has had more fun in a sheer tank.
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Yup, just a Housewife playing baseball in heels. Totally normal stuff.
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No shade, MIley, but we gotta say, Perez might have worn it better!
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Sexy Sonja on a clam bed just makes sense.
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It's gonna be okay Perez! (And Kim. . .)
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Ah, yes. The 'Watch What Happens Live' caburlesque debut. Marilyn ain't got nothin' on our Sonja!
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C'mon people. Fashion doesn't have to make sense.
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It's pretty hard to still look sensual next to a bejeweled alien man, but Sonja does it with ease.
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#ExtremeSelfie by Perez Hilton.
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Never say that Sonja doesn't give her performances her all. Well, that and wigs. Also -- note the cowboy hat for this special Texas caburlesquee on 'WWHL'.
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A little Madonna, a little Cabaret, a whole lotta Perez!
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Sonja's right at home amongst these beef-cakes. Even with all that muscle our eyes are on her!
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Alright, it's a tie! Glad to see that this pose-off didn't come between these two -- there's plenty of sexy go around when Sonja and Perez are concerned!
