Who could forget 'Red Sonja' from The Mermaid Parade on 'RHONY'? No matter what hair color, that's one sexy Sonja.

Yup, just a Housewife playing baseball in heels. Totally normal stuff.

Sexy Sonja on a clam bed just makes sense.

Ah, yes. The 'Watch What Happens Live' caburlesque debut. Marilyn ain't got nothin' on our Sonja!

It's pretty hard to still look sensual next to a bejeweled alien man, but Sonja does it with ease.

Never say that Sonja doesn't give her performances her all. Well, that and wigs. Also -- note the cowboy hat for this special Texas caburlesquee on 'WWHL'.

Sonja's right at home amongst these beef-cakes. Even with all that muscle our eyes are on her!