Is Dr. Robert Nettles gay or straight? Not even a pro like Patti can tell with Robert, the sexually ambiguous cosmetic facial surgeon. Why would it be difficult to date Dr. Rob? Well, according to him, there's probably something wrong with your face, and on a date your imperfect face can be very distracting. Hmm, vain much?
Patti's Take: "Remember what Judge Judy said? Beauty fades and dumb is forever."
Doctor's Orders: "If your left side looks like your right side, you're automatically two points higher."