First and foremost I want to celebrate you, the Bravo audience, for keeping an open mind to the powers of editing and story production. Creativity has given me the competitive advantage through my mortgage lead generation company ImagineLending.com. Ingenuity makes me a top producing real estate broker in Dallas/Ft. Worth for buyers and sellers through my company Go Go Realtors, LLC. Inventiveness makes me the fastest growing contact management system specializing in referral tree building with my company Stazzle.com. Originality makes my power tool line Mr. Pit Stop fly off the shelves. People at the top of their game who also possess the qualities I just mentioned are the production staff of The Millionaire Matchmaker. It’s not easy taking 200 hours of footage and compressing that into a 1-hour show with commercials. True talent.
Patti, Patti, Patti. As I said on the show, if Patti worked for me she would operate the bulldozer at one of my construction sites. What she is missing in discretion she fully makes up for in non-diplomacy. I can only laugh at her antics. She’s an entertainer and she’s damn good at it. She’s a polarizing figure. One loves her or hates her and there is truly no gray area.
When Patti and I first met I played a practical joke on her. I looked her straight in the eye and told her, “Patti, you seem like a woman who really knows what’s she doing with her hands.” She looked at me stunned. I told her I got her a gift and handed her a set of power tools from my Mr. Pit Stop line. The Mr. Pit Stop Power Wrench plugs into your cigarette adapter, push a button, and it takes the lug nuts off your tires. The Mr. Pit Stop Power Jack works the same way. Plug into your cigarette adapter, push a button, and it jacks up your car. When I gave her the set, Patti didn’t look happy. Begrudgingly she opened the power tools boxes and inside she found that I got her a Tiffany’s diamond necklace and a Tiffany’s atlas bracelet. She was taken aback and shocked. Patti told me, “These are the nicest gifts anyone has ever given me.” She got up and gave me a kiss.
My family is the best. Bless their hearts - it was like pulling teeth to get them to do the show with me. My mom was the most nervous of all before the shoot and just as she was getting comfortable in front of the camera, her role in helping me find a soul mate was over. They did great and looked like a million bucks. I’m so proud.
Teal. Hmmm. It really isn’t easy to say this because I want so badly to share with you what really happened between Teal and I, but I am taking the high road. Teal is best left as a closed chapter. I don’t like to kiss and tell and the discussion of sex that was so brazenly brought up by Teal is like school on Saturday: There’s no class.
I have nothing but love for you guys. Bravoinians, thanks for letting me spend an hour in your living room with you. Hopefully you had a couple of good laughs at the antics and zaniness you went through with me. The experience was unforgettable and good or bad, I wouldn’t change it for the world. You can keep up with me on Facebook, Twitter, or on my homepage ZagrosBigvand.com. Let’s keep in touch friends!