Hello New Year and hello Millionaire Matchmaker viewers! We’re back! Miss us? Well, I guess we’re all not back… sadly 2012 saw the passing of one the most important aspects of the show -- my mohawk. Yes, the ‘hawk flew the coop, and I decided to settle into something that didn’t make my head look so large. What do you think? Patti and Rachel seem happy with it. It’ll take some getting used to, and at least I don’t look like I just stuck my finger in a light socket… at least for now. Next to go? Either about 20 pounds… or maybe Mara. I haven’t decided yet.
On to the millionaires. We got a winner and a, well, cocky British sequel. Yep, Brian Holloway the second. That’s right. The second. Sweet Jesus. Pompous. He even had the ridiculousness (which he mistakes for humor) to call his boat Morning Wood. Glad he was Rach’s guy. God love her patience with this chap. That’s about all the breath I’m going to waste there.
It’s good to be back in the saddle again. I’ve got my gorgeous wife by my side, a boss that I work WITH and not for (that’s my best pal), a healthy and handsome son, a hit movie on Blu-ray Feb 19th called Sushi Girl, a jewelry and clothing line debuting with Rachel (DnR Brands), and I’m not only surrounded by beautiful women on a regular basis, but well-off guys that come to me for help (and pray they could have it half as good as me).