Yes, the vampire couple has embraced the almighty and powerful sun! Correction: the fake sun that we call Spray Tan. We are not advocates of basting, skin cancer, and skin looking like old leather handbags. Destin was a trooper, however, by entering the dark and mysterious “Tan Tent of Doom” and achieving that nice Oompa Loompa glow. I bet he sure is going to miss sparkling though.
This week we decided to make things really difficult by bringing in two millionaires named Jim. Not only did we have Jim squared, but they both liked Charlize Theron; wacky times at the Millionaires Office! Jimmy was, of course, mine, because I tend to like guys with twelve-pack abs. Doesn’t every girl? Jimmy was quite typical as a run-of-the-mill client, in that he wasn’t too bad looking, mild mannered, and had some sort of neurosis. All must be perfect and in its place. Would you expect any less from a man built like Atlas?
It came down to Mindy and Nasia: one blonde who can have a boob-off with Jimmy, the other a broken-English speaking hot brunette with a name that requires an antacid. He should have listened and picked the sweet Sonya. Ah well, such is life.
The date with Nasia, was, well, nauseous. Where does it say skydiving is great for a first date?! We girls get all dolled up for you gents and get to jump into a wind tunnel? I don’t’ think so! The dinner was nice and romantic, however, at the fabulous Beso, but no rippling biceps in the world could make those two connect.
Auf Wiedersehen Fräulein Nasia! Hope you find love amongst your shoe collection and cutlery sword fighting. Jimmy, I guess you’ll just have to stick to watching cactus grow, lining up your pantry, and your abs.