Julie Goldman: Wow, Pharrell is now giving us more of a sailor look this time.
Julie Egber: I am, like, digging her look.
Jack Egber: Well, it's not called The Look, it's called The Voice.
Emerson: It’s like the divorce panel now! Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton!
Scott: He just pooed glitter because (Gwen Stefani) turned around.
Emerson: (Gwen Stefani) is really eating the actual candy that was in the box. Christina would’ve been like “uhhh.”
Scott: Christina would’ve eaten the box.
Destiney: Adam (Levine) just needs to talk with his shirt off.
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Blake: He does have the Luke Perry squint down.
Scott: Are they voting her off 90210 island?
Blake: God, 90’s survivor was rough.
Destiney: Do you think Dylan's gonna screw Shannon?
Cathy: I think everybody’s going to screw each other.
Destiney: I think so too.
Emerson: You know that in this scenario you’re the Kim, I’m the Khloe, and he’s the Kourtney, right?
Scott: You think I’m the Kim?!
Blake: As long as I’m not the Kylie.
Emerson: No one’s the Kylie.
Julie Goldman: Kim has somehow become the voice of reason.
Princella: If you’re going to choose to be a woman, I guess the Kardashians is one of the best families to be around because they’re gonna get you right. You’re gonna have the right stylist…the right plastic surgeon, they’re gonna make sure you right.