Va-Va-Va-Voom

Hmmm ... Episode 3. Where do I start? Well I guess I'll take the Kim and Sheree fight first. Like I said last week, I don't get why it's such a big deal about the 'he said she said' on Kim's behalf when they all say things that aren't cool at one time or another. It just seems as though when Kim says or does something that isn't cool everybody gets extra angry. I assume I won't understand it until she does something to me, which I hope doesn't happen. Although I like Kim, I do have to say this: When you're having an argument with another woman, especially a black woman, IT'S NOT SMART TO PUT YOUR FINGER IN THEIR FACE AND CALL THEM A BITCH (especially in a heated argument). That's just a little food for thought. LOL ... I mean really, I'm not promoting violence or anything, and I understand that fighting amongst women is not classy. But screaming and pointing in someone's face and calling them a bitch while in a public place isn't classy either. Okay, I'm done with that one.

Meeting Dwight for the first time was an experience. He caught me off guard with the boob grab. I was already feeling self conscience about my boobs that night trying to make sure that they were sitting right in that bra. And I guess I'll go ahead and have a T.M.I. moment with ya'll. My boobs aren't that big. So to give them an added boost that night, I put my Victoria Secret inserts in my bra to give me some extra Va-Va-Va-Voom going on. Can you imagine if one of those things popped out while he was doing his inspection of me???!!! I would have been too embarrassed! Speaking of the head to toe inspection he gave me. Does he do that to everybody? And would he have clowned me if something I had on or my feet weren't right??? Probably so ... LOL.

It was funny looking back at my lunch with Tione "T-Boz" Watkins. I love working with her as an artist, (look out for her album by the way) but I also love how we have a friendship that has nothing to do with music as well. We always crack each other up with our relationship discussions. She has always told me that when she's not feeling so great, she knows that when she talks to me I'm gonna make her laugh with all my relationship messes! Well I guess this time was no different. I can always count on her to keep it all the way real. She had me dying when she said, "A man can't have more than one baby mama, 'cuz I can't be dealing with too many heffas!" Too funny.

I have not had the pleasure of really being around Sheree's friend Tania. I only met her once or twice and it was really just hello. From watching the show, I can tell she has some fire to her though. She really rubbed NeNe and Lisa the wrong way, but in all fairness she may have just been reacting to what NeNe said to her first. When she told NeNe that she has more room to grow to her size and they cut to NeNe's interview where she said, "And what size would that be bitch?" I fell out of my seat laughing!

Well, with the first three episodes being filled with extreme drama, fights, tears, and comedy, I sometimes wonder how we're gonna continue to top ourselves. But when I think about all the public cat fights and the crazy drama we have between us and in our personal lives, I think topping that won't be a problem at all!

Much Love,
Kandi
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