Blame It on the Moon

My mother-in-law Estella is so happy with her facelift. Paul really did an incredible job. So many women in Beverly Hills look "pulled" but Estella looks very natural. I love Paul and his bedside manner as well. I thought it was so funny that Estella and Paul were both trying to get me to put Botox between my eyebrows. I have done Botox before. I just don't love doing it. It gives me so much anxiety! I'm convinced that God is going to punish me for being vain and my eyeball is going to fall out or something. I am not a fun patient by any means.

On to Malibu -- Brandi had invited us all out to her friend’s house for a "wine tasting" with belly dancing lessons. We were told to "wear wedges, no heels." When we arrived, the girls were already tipsy and having fun. Brandi made a comment about my husband being "super hot" and said how much he loves me. I said in my interview "easy on the hot husband talk" then I hissed like a cat. That is my sense of humor. I was not offended in any way, shape, or form by Brandi's comment. I honestly found it to be a compliment and took it as such.

Brandi's friend started giving us belly dancing lessons. I felt so awkward doing belly dancing (which did not come naturally to me). I am known for joking around and acting "goofy" so I decided to do some of my ridiculous "dance" moves to make my friends laugh. It's a running joke among my friends and I. Years ago I did ballet moves (never taken ballet in my life), then it was yoga, and now I have settled on the splits. Who knows what's next?!

Yes, I made some comments about Brandi's nipples showing through her dress. How could I not? They were right in my face. I think that if you wear a dress that you can see your breasts through, you must want them noticed. I personally wouldn't do that, but I get that Brandi is more of a free spirit. That doesn't mean I can't tease her about it.

The night suddenly shifted from being silly and fun to a complete nightmare. Taylor could not let go of her resentment toward Camille. Taylor was afraid of Russell finding out what she had told all of us what had gone on in their marriage and that it was repeated in front of the cameras. She was scared. Too much alcohol played a big factor in the evening as well. Dedra came to Camille's defense, as a best friend should. Dedra is a great girl, and this evening was very out of character for her. Emotions were running high. I'm convinced there was a full moon that night. I was in shock watching all of it. It was a nightmare. I remember Linda Thompson yelling "Look at the ocean! It's going to be here long after we're all gone." I was thinking, "I get that you're trying to diffuse the situation, but that ain't gonna cut it."

I remember Linda Thompson yelling "Look at the ocean! It's going to be here long after we're all gone." I was thinking, "I get that you're trying to diffuse the situation, but that ain't gonna cut it."

In the limo ride home, I was overwhelmed with sadness for Taylor. There was so much we knew, but even more we didn't.

In watching this, you may think Taylor is crazy, a trouble-maker, a phony. . . Whatever it is you may be thinking, please remember, you have never met Taylor. She really is a kind person. She may have her issues, but she never wanted to hurt anyone. Walk a mile in her shoes before passing judgment. . .

Looking forward to a fun episode next week. We need it after this last one! Have a beautiful week!

XO, KYLE