Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Brandi's 10-Second, Fully Clothed Makeout

Kyle: I Couldn't Do Anything Right in Kim's Eyes

Lisa V.: Everything Is About to Boil Over

Brandi: Someone Poked the Wrong Bear

Eileen: Kim’s Emotions Are Already Running High

Lisa R.: Kim Tends to Forget Key Events

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Caught In The Crossfires

Lisa V.: I'm Not Afraid of Kim

Eileen: Kim Has Exhibited Disturbing Behavior

Lisa R.: Why Do You Want People to Fight Over You?

Kim: I Shouldn't Have to Defend My Actions

Brandi: Having Fun for A Change

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Suprise

Kim: Brandi And Kyle's Feud Has Nothing To Do With Me

Brandi: Addiction Is Not a Negative Label or Insult

Kyle: Brandi Pulls Out Her Dagger to Deflect

Lisa V.: At What Point Is It Enough?

Eileen: Is There Any Line Brandi Won't Cross?

Lisa R: Let's Call a Spade a Spade

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Battle Between Sisters

Brandi: I'm a Ride or Die Friend

Lisa R.: Everyone Needs to Own Their Sh--

Kyle: Brandi Puts Out Lies, Hoping They Will Stick

Eileen: Brandi Is Acting Like a Mafia Enforcer

Lisa V.: Brandi's Behavior Was Unnerving to Watch

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: A Clash and an F-Bomb

Brandi: Lisa R. Should Be Disappointed in Herself

Kim: Don't Mistake My Sadness for Weakness

Kyle: I Have Never Had Anyone Put a Hand on Me

Lisa V.: I Tried to Warn Kyle

Eileen: Brandi Attacks, Then Deflects

Lisa R.: Kyle Didn't Create This Drama

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: More Fighting and a Peeping Tom

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Disgust and a Push

Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Brandi's 10-Second, Fully Clothed Makeout

Brandi dispels the rumors about her flirtations with married men and her behavior at Kyle's White Party.

OK first, I am very sorry my blog is late. I have been traveling for my book and house lease hunting #stressful

Adrienne is having a party to promote another product that she is working on and there is no way on God's green earth I want to, or was even invited to, socialize with them. I was very shocked to see Marisa stirring the pot the way she did, that is not the Marissa I know and like.

Thank goodness for Yolanda setting these cackling hens straight. I told y'all Yolanda was gangster. I was really shocked to hear that Marisa and Dean thought I had a crush on him or that ANYONE would think I would flirt with a married man other than Ken (I love him) after all I have been through.

One time, Yolanda jokingly asked me to stand in for her and put my arm around David (because she is cool like that and a secure woman). That is the extent of my married men flirtation.

Faye, Faye, Faye. I think that she just makes things up in her head to get camera time. I wasn't found naked in a bathroom in any way shape or form. I simply had a ten-second, fully clothed makeout session with a hot man. The only person that walked in was Lisa and she pulled me out of the bathroom by my ear like a good mum. (BTW I dated that hot man for six months after "bathroom gate". We are still close friends, in fact he is my real estate agent!)

I really think that other than Lisa and Yolanda, most of these women are incredibly insecure, and insecurity usually breeds bitchiness.

Lisa and I decide to get massages at Villa Rosa (her house) and it could not have been a prettier setting. The two of us have so much fun together. We have the same raunchy sense of humor and have a genuine love for one another (and Ken). It was such a beautiful setting and a fun time hanging with people I actually enjoy. I couldn't have been paid or sued into going to Adrienne's party.

I was so excited that Lisa finally agreed to renew her vows with Ken because if she wasn't going to than I was. It was an amazing setting, and I was looking forward to getting things straight with Marisa because I do genuinely like her.

I wasn't shocked to hear the news that Adrienne and Paul were separating. But I thought the timing was so interesting. How do you have a huge party with all of your "friends" one day and then decide to separate a few days later on the date of Lisa's party?

Liten if your going to go to someone else's party bring wine or at least your own brand of vodka -- don't bring tears. It's not your party and you can't cry if you want to. It was supposed to be a celebration of love, and sadly it turned into a pity party for a jealous unhappy woman.

I was disgusted with Faye, and not mad but disappointed with Marisa. I may not give the best marriage advice but was I coming from a place of love.

xxx Peace out