Erika Jayne Just Gave You the New Morning Mantra You Didn't Know You Needed
Well, technically, Mikey did. If this doesn't get you pumped to take on the world, we don't know what will.
Erika Girardi gave us oh-so-much life during her trip to Greece. First, you have the adorable moment when Tom said he paid extra for the full moon, and we died a little inside from the cuteness. Then you had this AMAHZING photo shoot (seen above) where even Kyle Richards couldn't resist getting her Erika Jayne on. And, last but not least, you had the premiere of "XXpen$ive" with a 3:30 AM show that was every bit as sexy and sticky as we dreamt.
However, we were given so much more when Erika invited Kyle to join her prayer circle before her big performance. In true Erika Jayne form, this was no traditional prayer. We didn't realize we were about to be given the words which we will now live by every single day. Throw away any other self-help affirmations or personal growth mantras you may have. This is all you need:
Let's just go out there and put on a f---ing amazing show.
Sex on a platter.
Pump it up.
Tits, ass.
C---s throbbing.
1, 2, 3...
Pretty mess!
Seriously, say this once into the mirror and just try not feeling like an XXpen$ive goddess ready to stomp her thigh high glitter boots all over this mother.
Okay, 2017, we got this.
