Things to do when you’re in New York City:
Attend a fashion show—Mason looked amazing!
Attend a store opening—Kyle’s store was gorgeous.
Meet The Fat Jewish and Bethenny Frankel—both hilarious personalities.
Things not to do in New York City:
Be tired—get over it and drink a coffee, Teddi.
Wear an outfit with a lot of cleavage and side boob—pick one and do it well, Teddi.
Talk about how much I love to work out—this is brand new information, Teddi.
Things to do when you get back to Beverly Hills:
Visit Lisa Vanderpump and talk Botox—my face is far more frozen than hers is. Plus, what I really need is something to freeze my hands, because those things have a mind of their own. Lisa can laugh at herself, and I love that. We also talk about her issue with Kyle. From my perspective, Kyle was hurt because she was standing up for the both of them, and Lisa didn’t acknowledge that. So I suggest an apology, knowing they’ll be good again.
Now I’m off to find a chair with hand straps.