8 Things You Didn't See at The Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion
If you think you saw everything at the Reunion, think again. Get never before seen deets from the #RHOD Reunion now.
The super-sized Reunion of The Real Housewives of Dallas brought so much drama, it's hard to imagine there's anything we didn't see. Well, lucky for you we were on the scene to give you all the juicy deets that couldn't fit into those extra minutes.
1. Cary Gave Andy His Pocket Square
Apparently Mark Deuber's trip to Hermes didn't stop with Cary Deuber's first Birkin bag. Backstage before the ladies headed to the couches, Cary and Mark surprised Andy Cohen with that perfect Hermes pocket square you see at the Reunion.
Moreover, Mark mentioned as he presented the gift, "I noticed you lacking in the pocket square department." Is that a read? Well, at least it was a read with a present.
2. Tiffany's nudity contract
Tiffany Hendra opened up about being called a porn star in her first Reunion, but what we didn't hear was what exactly was in her Cinemax contract. She shared on the couch that she wouldn't show her "magical junk" - in a nod Cary Deuber's classic phrase - or anything below the "top of her buttcrack." Get even more deets on her racy past here on The Daily Dish.
3. 'In The Middle of Something'
Admist the Reunion taping, host Andy recieved a phone call which he replied, "I'm just in the middle of something." We repeat Andy referred to the RHOD Reunion as: "Just." The middle." "Of something." We can only imagine how exciting Andy's life is based on this statement alone. #Blessed
4. LeeAnne is a Former Miss USA Contestant
Move over Kenya Moore and make room LeeAnne Locken on that Miss USA stage. That's right, our charity queen also vyed for the Miss USA crown. The bigger twist? She did not compete for Miss Texas -- but Miss Arizona! LeeAnne had been taking care of her grandmother in the Grand Canyon State and that's when she battled for Miss USA glory. No wonder charity comes so naturally to Miss Locken.
4. Why Andy Doesn't Want Botox
Could it be a Real Housewives Reunion without the mention of this cosmetic miracle? As Cary and Mark were discussing giving each other Botox shots, as all couples do, Andy had to chimed in. Apparenly the late night host avoids Botox because he loves to furrow his brow too much. And we're glad -- we can't imagine an epsiode with Watch What Happens Live without it.
6. Brandi Made a Fart Joke
In classic Brandi Redmond form, the Housewife let a fart joke rip at the Reunion. When Andy said he wanted to "air this place out" after the big blow up between LeeAnne and Cary, Brandi instantly added, "What, did Stephanie fart?" turning this tense Reunion moment into Reunion hilarity. At least to Stephanie and Brandi.
The former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader even wrote in her blog, "I know I’m immature…I own it!" You can take the girl outta Plano...(We kid, we kid. Shout out, Plano!).
7. 'Busted'
In addition to guessing Househusband Bryan would be pretty upset about actually watch his wife at the strip club above (a correct guess), Andy Cohen had quite the opinion of the strippers themselves. In a word? He called them "busted." Ouch.
8. 'Margo and Rita
Just when we thought Stephanie and Brandi's best friendship couldn't get more perfect, we find out that these two have alter egos! That's right, apparently whenever the mood - or maybe the Jesus Juice - strikes, these two Texan besties turn into our second favorite duo: Margo and Rita. The two don completely different voices and personalities, and while Margo and Rita are apparently interchangable, they're always a good time. Our only question is what would Margo and Rita's taglines be?
