Update: In episode 7 of The Real Housewives of Dallas the full hot mic moment revealed allegations against Cary Deuber's husband mark. Please watch above for the entire moment.
Once in a while, a Housewife does something so bizarre, so unusual, so...real that we at Bravo HQ temporarily lose our minds. Think Vicki Gunvalson's "family van" moment, Ramona Singer's "take a Xanax, calm down!" or Shereé Whitfield's "Who gon check me, boo?" Well, LeeAnne Locken just cemented herself in Housewives History with possibly the strangest (and most mysterious) hot mic moment ever.
If you foolishly turned off your screen before the sneak peek at the next episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas you missed LeeAnne saying the below. These words are hers and hers alone, we have not doctored them in any way. Adding to the "Housewives say the darndest things" canon, we are left confused, intrigued, and desperate to know exactly what LeeAnne could mean. To get the full effect please do yourself a favor and watch the video above to hear her delivery - particular on "just hands."
She starts off with this sentiment about Cary Deuber:
And then gets a bit more specific...
Like, real specific.
And in case you were wondering how those hands work...
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