Lea finally convinced Adriana to come inside out of the rain after she stormed out during their fight. But just as you thought they might make up, Joanna comes up and it's game over as Adriana accuses Lea of collecting her as a new toy to replace her. Luckily at this point it's stopped raining, so Adriana can make a drier getaway.
During a particularly grunt-heavy game of tennis, Joanna not so subtly brings up the fact that they are not having enough sex. Seriously? How is this still an issue? According to Romain he wants Joanna to change up the sauce on their pasta (which is code for spicing things up in the bedroom evidently). Let's get these two cooking already!
Since Peter and Frankie are bonding over rap and music is good therapy for Frankie, Alexia had a recording studio whipped up in her home for the boys. And their rapping isn't half bad! The lyrics however... well, why don't you just listen for yourself.
Lisa and Lenny may not have issues in the bedroom, but their infertility issues are still plaguing the couple. It still gets us every time when Lisa breaks down while talking about it. Get the stork over to Miami already!
Perhaps the most shocking revelation of the episode was hearing all about Alexia's ex-husband's troubled past. Evidently he went to jail for drug trafficking for four and a half years! And Alexia has a suspicion that Peter's acting out may be in part due to the fact that he identifies with his dad and feels like he's a "bad seed." But I'm confident that with Nancy's help they can sort everything out.
We got an update on poor Elsa, who had a near death experience in the hospital. Come back to us, Elsa! She also instructed Marysol to give Adriana her wedding mantilla, which I'm hoping gives Adriana some magic Elsa-like powers.
Lea and Alexia had a little lunch to sit down and discuss the state of their friendship and rumors that were circulating. Alexia heard that Lea was saying not so nice things about her son, and Lea completely denies it. Who should Alexia believe? Seems like someone's destined to be caught in the middle. Also at one point Lea says, "Don't pee on my boots and tell me it's raining," and it was amazing.
Woo! Lenny went to Vegas so Lisa decided to have some fun on her own with the ladies. And Lea wore a Carrie Bradshaw flower for the occasion. Unfortunately Joanna couldn't persuade her to do a shot, but she did postulate that Lea is probably getting sex four times a day from her husband. We never got a definitive answer...
So Lisa planned a little surprise reconciliation for the ladies by inviting Marysol, Adriana, and Alexia. Surprise! What ensues was a super awkward scene, where neither side spoke to each other. No amount of cocktails was going to salvage this party.