Adriana to Joanna: "I thought your wedding dress was a flamenco dress."
Adriana to Lisa about Joanna: "Maybe she wants to be you, maybe she wants your life."
Joanna on Lisa: "Well, every time I see Lisa she has a drink in her hand."
Lisa to Joanna: "That’s f---ing low, Joanna. You’re supposed to be my friend and you're taking digs at me not being able to get pregnant, what a bitch you are!"
Adriana to Joanna – "You have no heart! You have no heart! You have no heart!"
Adriana to Joanna: "Speaking of rumors, what's that rumor that you broke Yolanda H. Foster's marriage with Mohamed?"
Joanna to Adriana: "You are a cold-hearted, disgusting, human being!"
Adriana to Joanna: "You're a homewrecker! Everybody knows it!"
Adriana on Romain: "Why do I want a man with a limp penis?"
Joanna on Adriana: "A witch will always be a witch."
Joanna: "My blood is boiling right now and my heart is racing and I'm ready to rip somebody's head off. That’s how I'm feeling right now. And that person is Adriana. I will never in my life make peace with that person again."
Lea to Adriana: "Talk about ungrateful! You are ungrateful! You are the most ungrateful person I have ever known!"
Adriana to Lea: "And you are the nastiest person I've ever known, because you give and then you take it back."
Lisa on Tony the Make-up Artist: "He's a loser, he's a nobody, and he's like a f---ing hobbit! He's like an internet troll f---ing hobbit."
Lisa: "Stop, Joanna, with all your fakeness. I'm done with your fakeness. Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!"
Lisa to Joanna: "Because you're full of s---! You’re whole season is full of s---! You're always pretending!"
Lisa to Joanna: "You don't care who you crush and step on, on your way to the top. Which you're never going to get to, by the way."
Adriana on Joanna: "Dr. The Homewrecker is now the infertility advisor."
Lisa to Joanna: "People have told me you have been a hooker, OK?"
Lea on Adriana to Lisa: "You're sitting next to fake!"
Marysol to Lea: "Let me ask you something, because you're an attorney by osmosis."
Marysol to Lea: "Well, you've got your back to me and you're louder than your dress."
Lea on Marysol: "She's so desperate for attention and to stay on this show, she will throw anybody under the bus."
Alexia to Lisa: "I just don't need to drink as much as you and hang on a pole to have fun."
Alexia: "You never remember anything, Lea! Everybody lies, you're the only one that doesn’t until they touch you."
Adriana to Lea: "There's no hater club. I was super loyal to you and admire you, until I realized you are afflicted by three of the major capital sins: wrath, greed, and envy!"
Joanna on Adriana: "Well, she f---ed it up, now we're not gonna be friends anymore."