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Honey Boo Boo Housewife

Adriana thinks Joanna came off more like a pageant queen than a super model.

By Joanna Krupa

Honey Boo Boo A.K.A Joanna seems to be losing her super model powers and acting more like a distressed beauty pageant queen, wanting to WIN the contest against a club dancer she calls a "hooker." The winner will take home the prize, which in this contest is nothing but her own fiancé! Hmmm, that doesn't sound too kosher to me... Honey, let me just explain something to you. The place where he was planning on taking the other "contestant" is one of the most romantic places I've ever seen in my life -- and I have traveled to more than 40 different countries. In fact, that is the place where Frederic took me to when we first began dating and where we fell in love. It is a resort called Little Palm Island, and it is a truly idyllic island on the Keys, made for lovers and romance!

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With that being said, I was surprised to see Honey Boo Boo of the Miami Housewives decide to reward her fiancé’s bad behavior by "cooking" for him to win him back! Only in the process of doing that, she decides to first dump her sister at Lisa's house, since she was blaming poor Marta for being an impediment to her relationship with her fiancé. Later she forgets how rude she was to her and decides to call her sister back home, only to yell at her one more time and have her do the cleaning and cooking while she glamorizes herself for the cheater?  Honey Boo Boo, I'm sorry, but I have breaking news for you: once a cheater, always a cheater.
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