"Here I am on my first birthday with my grandmother, who passed on her loud laugh and demanding ways to me."
9756791
"I already regret putting this picture on the internet."
9756796
"My first car."
9756801
"The first Christmas with my beloved Deloris. An alternate caption for this picture could be: I will never get laid again."
9756806
"After I stopped eating mozzarella sticks and french fries every day, I lost weight and started tanning. Voila."
9756811
"I used to reenact fabric softener and dryer sheet commercials while taking baths (no joke). My hand caressing my face is a dead giveaway that this is one of those baths. My bath partner is ashamed, because I just told her she was blocking my light in between shots."
9756816
"Here I am being the only person who could make my baby brother laugh."
9756821
"At a very VIP nightclub on the side of route 46 in New Jersey with Lauren."
9756826
"Didn't have a lot of friends around this age. Don't know why."
9756831
"Homecoming King (nominee) Senior Year, 2004. I tell people I won, even though I lost and went home and threw a fit in my bedroom. I probably lost because I wore a turtleneck in public."
9756836
"Dressed as the Zohan at my best girlfriend's Halloween party a few years ago."
9756841
My favorite picture of myself and my very best friend and companion."
9756846
"Here I am hiding in a giant football praying my dad won't find me and make me play organized sports."
9756851
"Here I am with my best girlfriend, who loved me even when I had three chins."
