A peaceful trip to Amsterdam just wasn't in the cards for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. During a dinner in Holland in Season 5, things quickly escalated between Lisa Rinna and Kim.

When the Real Housewives of Orange County headed to Mexico in Season 8, Vicki and Gretchen had a power struggle over who was really Tamra's BFF. Vicki won the battle that first night in Puerta Vallarta when she snuck off with Tamra and Lydia for a night of dancing (on both bar tops and taxis).

VIDEO: Watch the ladies ditch Gretchen and Heather here!

Marlo decided to take the bad energy from her fight with Sheree and channel it in a healthier way: by making it rain in the nightclub.

VIDEO: Watch the other ladies’ reactions here!

In case you didn’t remember, it was Porsha who inspired Kenya's famous "Gone with the wind fabulous" line. During a heated fight in Aguilla, the two almost came to blows. A sign of things to come?

VIDEO: Watch the argument unfold here!

Porsha may not have been allowed to go to the strip club during a trip to Las Vegas in Season 5, but that didn't stop the other RHOA ladies from having a good time. The words "You are shaved up so pretty!" will forever be burned into our brains.

VIDEO: Watch the ladies go wild at the strip club here!

Brandi reenacted her kiss with Carlton during a trip to Palm Springs in Season 4. Note that this is the second vacation in which Brandi has kissed one of the other RHOBH ladies.

Ojai brought out the competitive side of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Season 3, and they duked it out like any other group of red-blooded Americans would: with a luxury golf cart race, of course.

Who knew arm wrestling would be the thing to bond the Beverly Hills ladies? During their trip in Ojai, the women had a little too much fun battling it out.

VIDEO: Watch the craziness unfold here!

Nothing unites girlfriends faster than topless swimming, at least when it comes to the Miami ladies. While the bond between Joanna and Adriana was short-lived, it was there for a brief moment in Season 3.

VIDEO: Watch the nude swimming session here!

Lea was treated to two lap dances at once on the party bus in Vegas. Lisa wasn't kidding when she said they were the best strippers money could buy. We certainly think they were worth every penny.

VIDEO: Watch Lea’s reaction here!

It seems like Joe Gorga will use any excuse to get naked. During a game of Truth or Dare, he ended up in only his underwear—again.

VIDEO: Watch his embarrassing dare here!

After a huge blowout between the Joes in Lake George in Season 5 of Real Housewives of New Jersey, the group tries to make amends by doing their own version of trust falls, which involves Richie getting a little too hands-on.

Sonja and Ramona took a break from all the RHONY drama in St. Barth's in Season 5 by taking a dip in the pool—sans clothes. You know someone is your BFF when you're able to go skinny dipping with them.

VIDEO: Watch Ramona and Sonja go skinny dipping here!

A girl’s trip to the Berkshires in Season 6 of RHONY took a turn when Ramona used her pinot grigio as a weapon against Kristen. Lesson learned: Never splash Ramona after she's had her hair done.

VIDEO: Watch the infamous wine "glass" throw here!

While some of the RHOC ladies might have been scared to go zip lining, Vicki was in her element. It was definitely a "Woo-hoo!"-worthy moment.

VIDEO: Watch the ladies go zip lining here!

When the ladies felt like like Alexis was being pretentious, they decided to confront her about it during a trip to Costa Rica in Season 7.

VIDEO: Watch the fight here!

Vicki went from "Woo-hoo!" to screaming for her life during white water rafting in Costa Rica. Maybe she should pick less intense outings the next time around.

VIDEO: Watch the ladies' rafting adventure here!

We had a feeling Tamra’s Mexican bachelorette party would be crazy, but we had no idea it would be that crazy. No amount of hand sanitizer from Heather could erase the images of what happened that night.

VIDEO: Watch Tamra’s bachelorette strippers in action here!

You have to hand it to the RHOC ladies, they can fight anywhere, anytime. Even during a relaxing day of skiing in Whistler during Season 8, Vicki made time to have it out with Lauri. All of Canada's ears were probably ringing after hearing Vicki's lay into her about having "never been with multiple partners in my life!"

VIDEO: Watch the two go at it on the slopes here!

There's one way to stop Tamra for making a quick remark. It involves a large block of ice. While touring an ice bar in Whistler in Season 8, Tamra made the mistake of listening the other Housewives and got her tongue stuck in the process. Thankfully, there was no permanent damage.

During a small couple's trip to Puerta Vallarta in Season 9 of RHOC, Vicki and Shannon "whooped it up" by dancing on the bar. That's just the way things go at Andales!

It wasn't all drama in Bali! Vicki and Shannon made time to go kayaking and even tipped over. Sadly, drinks were lost during this excursion.

VIDEO: Watch Vicki and Shannon's ill-fated boat ride again here!

If there's one group who knows how to do a proper confrontation, it's the RHOC ladies.During Season 9 in Bali, Tamra is the one being confronted by Vicki, Heather, Lizzie, and Shannon. It may be the first time in OC history that we've seen Tamra run from a fight.

VIDEO: Watch the confrontation here!

It’s hard to imagine a time when "Turtle Time" didn't exist, but it all started during the infamous St. John trip. And while Ramona, Bethenny, and Alex danced the night away at the Fat Turtle, Sonja and Kelly stayed back at the yacht to deal with…cat pee?

VIDEO: Watch the creation of “Turtle Time” here!

The RHONY trip to New York in Season 1 got tense when Camille and Kyle argued over the use of the word "sensitive." We can still hear Kyle saying "You're such a f---ing liar, Camille!" like it was yesterday.

VIDEO: Watch the Kyle and Camille feud now!

We've lost count of all the Kim vs. NeNe fights over the seasons, but the one that took place during Season 3 in Miami was one for the books. While on tour, Kim picked up some of the other housewives on her bus. Things went from pleasant to ugly in a matter of seconds when the two started yelling at each other over Kim's assistant, Sweetie.

VIDEO: Watch the tour bus fight here!

Things in Florida started looking up for the RHOA when the ladies threw Cynthia a bachelorette party. As an entertainment lawyer, Phaedra had access to all the best talent. And we mean best.

VIDEO: Watch Cynthia get a lap dance here!

We've never seen a fight escalate more quickly than when the Atlanta ladies visited Africa. We're still not even sure what Marlo and Sheree were fighting about (or what language they were speaking while they were fighting).

VIDEO: Watch the Sheree vs. Marlo feud here!

The Beverly Hills ladies let loose at Adrienne's nightclub in Vegas. Though Camille was the only one there without her spouse, she didn't let it stop her from dancing on her own. And boy are we glad.

VIDEO: Watch the girls’ night out here!

We never knew it was possible to eat cotton candy seductively until Taylor demonstrated it for us during the Las Vegas trip. Viewer discretion is advised.

VIDEO: Watch Taylor’s sexy cotton candy eating technique here!

One of the most memorable dinner parties in Housewives history took place in Season 3 of RHONY during a trip to St. John. Not even a bag of jelly beans could keep Kelly from going off on the ladies.

VIDEO: VIDEO: Watch the epic "Scary Island" fight go down here!

You can always count on Jill to lighten the mood. While watching a snake charmer perform at the same Moroccan party, Jill decided to get in on the action by wearing a few of the snakes as a hat. If only they knew how many snakeskin shoes she owned. . .

VIDEO: Watch the venom-shooting snake in action!

It was all fun and henna for The Real Housewives of New York City in Season 4 during a trip to Morocco until Alex took it upon herself to deliver a message from Ramona to the Countess. She ended up getting into a major feud with Kelly, which led to one of the all-time best lines of the show: "Who's going to fix this? Santa?"

VIDEO: Watch the Alex deliver the message again here!

Things got even raunchier in St. Barth's when the women went to a pirate-themed party. The ladies got especially close to one of the pirates Tomas, perhaps a little too close.

VIDEO: Watch the women shake their pirate booty here!

Perhaps it was the wine, or perhaps Brandi was just feeling relaxed because she was on vacation, but she was having a really tough time remember Joyce's name. After letting referring to her as "Yoyce" and "Jacqueline," Brandi finally explained that she just didn't think Joyce looked like a "Joyce." Why? Because Joyce sounds like a "a big fat pig."

VIDEO: Watch Brandi and Joyce's fight here!

When someone named 5 Cent asks you to dance, you dance, and that's just what Lea did when The Real Housewives of Miami went to Las Vegas in Season 3.

VIDEO: Watch Lea's signature moves here!

NeNe is the hostess with the mostess until someone shows up late for dinner. When the Atlanta housewives showed up three hours tardy for her dinner party, NeNe had some less-than-nice words for them.

VIDEO: Watch NeNe go off on the RHOA ladies again.

Nothing spoils a girls' trip to Puerta Vallarta more than a wet blanket, or in this case, a wet bed. Vicki found the concept of ending Tamra and Gretchen’s friendship so funny that she "leaked."

VIDEO: Watch the hilarious moment here!

Some women use a Clarisonic, but Sonja preferred the bidet when getting her skin squeaky clean in London during Season 5. You do know what bidets are used for, right Sonja?