And we're back! Our favorite ladies have finally returned to us! We open with Heather getting her B.O.S.S. on at a photoshoot for Carole's latest tome. Shooting her is a tough German lady who is living in a '90s kind of world according to her very Shirley Manson dress.
Besides discussing new 'dos, Sonja's also discussing other new. . . dos. She's dating a few eligible gentleman, including a much younger man. Gentle Baby Ben! Thankfully, Sonja could distract Ramona from judgment by pointing out her geometric necklace -- and talking about how tough it is to send her daughter off to college. Sonja even said in interview that Ramona should get a hobby to help cope with Avery going to school -- where have we heard someone say that before?
Also not uber-jazzed to see Aviva, Ramona. Ramona knows she sometimes makes mistakes (I believe the phrase is "Pobody's Nerfect, Everybody's Ramotional"), but she's going to hold it together when she sees Aviva. You know, cool and collected Ramona.
Thankfully it's nothing to fret about. Kristen is married -- and also as fabulous as she needs to be. (Even when's she's mom-ing it up and covered in puke.) Plus, to quote Tom Petty, Kristen's crazy about Elvis, so we'd imagine she wouldn't do anything to send Sonja to the "Heartbreak Hotel."
Ramona responds to that dig by calling Aviva "vicious" and "mysterious," so we're not really into "celebrate our differences" territory yet. Ramona thinks Aviva might be developing a hearing problem in addition to her other health issues.
Kristen meets her husband out for dinner -- and he's especially late. She's super embarrassed to be ordering appetizers alone. Thankfully he brought something to remind her that she is forever when work is for never.