"You didn't tell the news that he shouldn't be buying expensive sandwiches?"

LuAnn: "Some of the phobias have expired."
Sonja: "But they completely renew by the minute."

"Everyone in the city, and internationally loves Harry."

"I didn't bring up Harry, Andy Cohen brought up Harry."

"The dresses are for Michelle Obama -- who wears J. Crew by the way."

"No one's ever attacked me again, and again, and again, and again. . .and again."

"Every time I turned around, and I had to turn around in order to catch her because she never really did it to my face."

"Really she (Ramona) can hold more wine than anybody that I know. Sonja on the other hand, has a hard time keeping up with her."

"You know guys go to Vegas, one guy doesn’t say, 'Oh by the way my wife's gonna be here while were sitting in our boxers smoking cigars. And we're gonna have some hookers over or whatever.'"

"Isn’t that a reason to not bring home the pirate? Because you want to be respectful to your children?"

"Check your facts."

"You don’t have to go to Vasser to get that one."

"But if I get hammered, I say 'Oh my God I’m hammered!'"

"That is the real me. I like to go out, and have fun, and dance like a pirate!"