Ramona: "Kristen wants to take all of us girls to a dude ranch in Montana. It's in the middle of no man's land, population zero. No night life, wide open spaces -- BO-RING!"
On the airport Carole: "There were more bears in the Missoula Airport than there were people. . ."
Ramona: "I just got off of a six hour flight, the last thing I’d like to see are dead animals stuffed in my face."
LuAnn: "It's just us and the mountains!"
On the wagon Sonja: "Do you have experience driving, sir? Or just horses?"
Ramona: "Wait, I need a car. I'm not going in some sled here. Are there cushion seats?"
Sonja: "Which turn for the glamorous place?"
Sonja on the accommodations and her travel partners: "Montana is a great place to go for privacy. The only problem is that I brought five girls with me. And no man. It sucks."
Ramona on her ideal temperature and Carole's A/C preferences: "It's like 100 degrees. I'm not like 32 years old anymore, I'm like a little up there. I want cool air. People die in the heat."
Sonja on their shooting instructor: "I dunno what it is about this cowboy Paul, but he is hotter than Montana in August. Now I wouldn't mind playing kissin' cousins with this man. That's one loaded rifle."
Sonja on Montana's wardrobe requirements: "I'm jeaned out! No more jeans! Stop jean-ing me!"
And also Sonja: "They wear Wrangler too. They don't even wear Levi's. It's definitely Wrangler."
Kristen on the group's activity preferences: "Ramona seems relaxed, Carole just flashed a squirrel and where’s Sonja? Oh, Sonja's talking to some cowboys, duh!"
