Here Comes Crazy Eyes!

Am I the only one that thought this week's show was...BORING?

Watching Jill and Brad pick out fabric was about as interesting as watching Jeana buy new bedding. But it did plug her business ZARIN FABRICS for those of you that have never heard her talk about it. Brad is entertaining but he can definitely be annoying. He seems to be in just about every episode so far. Is he trying for a spin off?

Simon and Alex are finally remodeling their home. What the he-haw were you waiting for people? I understand living in a house for a while and getting a feel for what you want, BUT 3 YEARS? News flash, granite is way more "In Vogue" than growing mold on your ceiling, which is extremely dangerous for the little ones. Alex is hard to take - she comes off like she is trying so hard to be above everyone. I am starting to think she suffers from the Madonna syndrome. Just because you married a Brit you don't have to act like you have a stick up your bum. WE GET IT. You're better then most people, you put books on your bookcase (so do a lot of people...even ME), St. Barts is so much better than the Hamptons, your kids don't watch TV and you encourage Simon to wear pink jeans and pink loafers (I would be careful of that one). Watching these two play with a beach ball in a kiddie pool was beyond bizarre - it was almost embarrassing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the REAL Ramona has arrived, crazy eyes and all. When she told LuAnn that "Count Chocula" looked twice her age, I almost choked on my Pop Tart. Not saying that I disagree. LuAnn reminds me of someone I know, the type of person that is so full of it you almost WANT to knock them down once in a while to make them feel human. LuAnn was so pissed. You could see smoke coming out her ears. You know she wanted to scalp Ramona. But, that would be American Indian-like and not Countess-like! I don't think Ramona ever said he was an "old man," she just said he was twice her age and she apologized about 10 times. But LuAnn just would not let it go. Maybe LuAnn should have thought of it another way. Maybe she was thinking the Count was 50 and LuAnn looked 25? Okay, maybe NOT? Ramona, MERRY-O (as Jill calls your husband) is the hottest husband on the show.

Congrats to Bethenny for being on the cover of Social Life magazine. The pictures looked beautiful, touched up or not. Yes, we are all envious of you Bethenny, because that is only natural, right viewers? I was a little surprised that B said that, not something I would expect to come out of her mouth.

You could see the guilt on LuAnn's face when B confronted her about her comment at lunch. How bad did she want to crawl under the table and hide from the cameras? Not only did she ask if the photos were going to be retouched, she also said, "I hope so" under her breath. Bad-bad-bad LuAnn! Protecting her? Yeah right!

Why the hell is Kelly on the show? She had 2 minutes airtime this week and it was extremely boring. I can't even remember what she did. From today's front-page news, I know there is more to Kelly than her long legs.

Just so I don't get the hater comments: I know American Indians don't scalp people. It was a joke. I am Indian myself and I have yet to scalp someone.