You Can't Outgrow Crazy

You Can't Outgrow Crazy

Tamra thinks the NYC cast caught a case of the crazies.

Let's get straight to the drama!

When Kelly was talking to Ramona about Simon, I thought 'Kelly, you are 100% right!' I learned my lesson after last season, it is better to take the high road and ignore the bullshit. It isn't always easy, especially for someone like Ramona or myself, but ultimately it is the best way. I thought her advice was sound. I thought maybe I was wrong about Kelly. Have I judged her too harshly?

But then Kelly showed the world she is nuts! Is this woman bipolar, possessed, or just flat out delusional? She invites B to have a drink, walks in 30 minutes late, then throws out self-absorbed comments like, "too need a time out...your attitude is for kids...I'm up here and you're down there." I think at that point, I would have gotten up and walked away. I was shocked at some of the comments she made. I especially like when she told B, "Your attitude is for kids." She then went on to say, "If you want to play with me, you have to come to my level." Is she in kindergarten? Did this girl check her brain at the door before she walked in?

As I was watching Kelly speak, I thought to myself, why do her eyes shift back and forth? I was expecting her head to start spinning.

Miss B definitely had some big scary eyes as she listened to Kelly. I truly think she was in shock! I am not sure if she was at a loss for words or if she was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Maybe she was thinking, 'How can I whack her and get away with it? Jill's mom has to know someone in the Mob.' Then Kelly stands up, tells B to "have a great life," and walks off. But oh no, she wasn't done. We cut to Kelly standing in a doorway looking half stoned, yelling at Bethenny, "You're crazy!" All I can say is: Crazy is as crazy does! (Mama always said, "You can't outgrow crazy.")

Here is a great test for all you crazies!

I know B did the RIGHT thing. But I think I would have stayed a while, had a few shots of tequila, and then kicked her donkey ass. I do not know how B stayed so calm. I do have a feeling we have not heard the last of this mess and I personally would pay to see this fight go down. I'll take a $1,000 on Bethenny!

Kelly's date with Max (who Simon thinks looked like a hired escort to play a part) was even more confusing. I think it went like this: "There was this girl and she was like WOOOO, and then I was like NOO, um ya, then she said Madonna and I was like whaaat, I'm up here-your down you like my pink boots Max? Wait, let me play with my hair for a while and look all around as I talk about nothing. Does anyone want to take my picture? I'M over here!"

OK, so off to Page Six party. LuAnn introduced Kelly to some of her friends and talks some BS about how she turned down the Duchess title. Ya, OK! Then her friend asked if Kelly had a title. I don't know about you, but the titles started rolling through my head.

I was a little shocked that Mario was so vocal with Jill. He has always been pretty quiet. Maybe he was drunk, who knows? But Mario, you are messing with the wrong lady. Jill is Bravo Royalty and she can do NO wrong. Didn't you get the email? It goes something like this:

Dear Bravo Talent,
Jill Zarin of Zarin Fabrics is a diva and it works for her. Don't mess with perfection! She does NOT have to work because she is married to Bobby Zarin of Zarin Fabrics. She can shop and eat all day if she likes, because Bobby wants her happy. Please do not mess with Jill or Wayne will kick your ass.
Andy Cohen

I thought it was kind of refreshing that Bobby let Jill fight her own battle. Jill had NO problem standing up to Merry-O, although Bobby did ask a few times if she needed help. My Simon disagreed, and would have stepped in after the second barrage of comments. Simon would not have been able to stand behind Jill that long. He felt Bobby should have stepped in to defend his wife, and calmed Mario down.

Mario goes on to talk to the people that Ramona hates the most - Simon and Alex. He goes as far as to ask Alex if she would be interested in a foursome (tennis, of course.) Did you see the sparkle in her eye when she heard the word foursome? Honey, is that better then a threesome? I'm starting to think Alex is a lady on the street but a freak in the sheets.

How quickly the conversations turns as Ramona starts talking about the nude photos of Alex. I personally think it was a desperate publicity stunt that went nowhere. Other than that, who cares? Simon and Alex owe Ramona NO explanation in my eyes, or maybe there is more to the story? Stayed tuned, as I'm sure Silex sex tape will be released!

You May Also Like...
Recommended by Zergnet