Is That Better, Bitch?

Hello Honey, or should I say bitch? Is that better, bitch?

This was the best episode ever because it showed sneak peeks of New Jersey’s second season! I got to preview our first full episode last night, and it is FABULOUS! You will love-love-love our season!

But of course, we love our New York girls too, right? Even if they all need medication…

First, someone please get Ginger some freakin’ medicine. That dog pooping everywhere was gross. Like the grossest thing I’ve ever seen. Like so gross it made me wish I could see Bethenny on the toilet again…

For all their bitching about Bethenny talking behind their backs, I have to say, I was disappointed to see LuAnn and Kelly doing exactly that about Ramona. LuAnn bragged that “Crazy Eyes” was the nickname she invented, and Kelly said Ramona was bipolar. I don’t feel sorry for any of them anymore. They all talk behind each other’s backs like it’s an Olympic sport. Gold medals all around!

Does anyone else feel like Sonja is trying too hard? She seems like a stalker that convinced producers to let her on the show. She even admitted she was “obsessed” with Kelly and Max. I got the feeling that Sonja had sex with Max just because she had watched Max and Kelly date last season. Um, gross. Something about her is just too desperate. I don’t know, I haven’t put my finger on it yet…

What else did I think about the "I Married an Old Dude" club meeting? (Which I’m sorry, I could never ... just never ... it skieves me out to think about it. I’d rather live in a box and date hot, juicy guys my own age, than screw Grandpa for a penthouse, but that’s just me…) I think they all got beautiful Hamptons houses out of it. Sonja apparently even got a boat in St. Barts! I feel bad for LuAnn though. Those apartments were ridiculous for how much they cost! She should have fought harder to keep her townhouse. It looks like she didn’t know how much it was worth!

I am very happy that Bethenny got engaged. Did we know this wasn’t her first time? What’s the story there? Love her big hair weave again, although I have no idea how everyone didn’t see her giant boobs at the Gotham party and figure out she was pregnant. She was even rubbing them! That’s the first sign! (The bigness, not the rubbing…)

Jason was very sweet to go over to LuAnn and Jill and try to make nice with them. He’s a good guy. I’m kind of excited to see him actually get pissed next week though about Bethenny’s pregnancy being leaked on Perezhilton.com.

I didn’t think it was bad that Jill gushed over Bethenny’s engagement ring. It’s what you do when someone gets engaged. It was nice of her. It was really all she could do. But it was obviously too little too late for Bethenny. I think their divorce is going to be finalized any day…

I loved watching Kelly and her girls. Those girls are just too freakin’ cute. That Teddy wouldn’t talk but wrote everything down was a riot. “Wow, a burnt spatula.”

LuAnn demanding everyone at the Gotham party apologize to her for old offenses was not cool. Mario talking in Italian to LuAnn was super sexy. Alex’s dress looked like a trapeze lady outfit. Simon, suck it.

Ramona freaked me out when she was throwing things in her office and yelling at her assistants. Then she was back to nice with her daughter, saying how Avery taught her to love. I know she’s a bit crazy, but I guess considering what she’s been through, a little diarrhea of the mouth isn’t all that bad. It’s not like she does drive-bys with her kids in the car...

Ramona did score points with me when she ordered my favorite drink in the whole world though: a Bellini! I have two different Bellini recipes in my new book, Skinny Italian, because they are naturally – like most authentic Italian food – low calorie and delicious! Only 117 calories for a full glass!

Visit my website at www.teresagiudice.com for excerpts and recipes from Skinny Italian! You will want to lick the pages, I promise!

Baci,
Teresa