Bethenny Frankel Compares This Food to a Sex Act — and the Naughty Comparison Is Frankly Kind of Perfect

The Real Housewives of New York City business mogul will have a bagel sans gluten, but she's not about to claim it's entirely satisfying. 


This won't be the first time that you hear Bethenny Frankel compare food to a sexual act — but it might be the most graphic. Before we get to The Real Housewives of New York City foodie's thoughts on a gluten-free bagel, let's revisit this little anecdote:

Remember, Bethenny once said this about red-velvet cupcakes: They are "better than most sex." OK, so those frosted treats get the highest of honors in terms of bedroom-related analogies. Gluten-free bagels, however, rank way lower on the scale. 

While having her makeup done in an April 9 Instagram Story, the Real Housewife chewed on a bagel, and made a thoughtful declaration. 

"A gluten-free bagel is what I imagine a hand job feels like. It's still pretty good, but not the real deal," she said, smiling. You have to admit, that's pretty true!

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Bethenny added, speaking to her makeup artist: "You would know ... taste my bagel and then tell me." Alas, we did not get to see any taste test documented on camera.

But if you want to see more of Bethenny's quips, catch new episodes of RHONY every Wednesday night at 9/8c.  And in the meantime, catch a preview of next week's episode in the clip below. 

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