Kelly Dodd: Enough With the Apologies!

For starters, I love how Tamra questions if I ever think before I speak, then later admits to doing the same thing. The many faces of Tamra Judge…collaborator, instigator, facilitator, peacemaker, preacher, forgiver,  friend. No wonder she is a fan favorite and thrives as an OC Housewife. Gotta love Teflon Tamra!

It seems all I do is fight, defend myself and then apologize for doing so. This week, I apologize to Heather when we were having dinner at the Deck in Laguna Beach. As usual, the offending party takes no responsibility for their actions and offers no apology to me. For those of you who follow me, you know I wholeheartedly apologized to all in my blog two weeks ago. Enough with the apologies!   Shannon’s shenanigans at the 70s party seems to have been quickly forgiven, dismissed or outright overlooked by the rest of the ladies. In reality, Shannon’s attempt to smear me was the cause of all of my craziness. Regardless, I am moving on.

Thanks to Vicki for inviting me to her and Briana’s birthday party at the Merv Griffin home in La Quinta. I had a wonderful time. The footage used in the episode really didn’t capture the grandeur of the estate. The weekend was all about the importance of family and friends. I was honored to be part of it. Vicki surprising Briana with a homecoming for Ryan was the highlight of the weekend. Tamra was a hoot to hang out with. She makes me laugh… a lot. It was also nice of Meghan to stop by. It showed she is willing to move on and invest in a relationship with Vicki.

There really was very little drama at LaQuinta, since everyone got along and enjoyed each other’s company. The only point where there was any controversy was when Tamra stated Heather’s concerns regarding my language and behavior around kids, since we were both invited by Tamra to Eddie's birthday bash in Glamis. Of course, this was outlandish and unfounded. If truth be told, Heather curses at least as much as I do. 

Even though it was still spring, it was hot as hell in the desert. Throwing each other in the pool with our clothes on was spontaneous but refreshing.   

Reflecting on other parts of the show, I have to mention Heather and Terry’s “date night.” It was subtle, but Heather was explaining to Terry how I imitated her, then you see her drinking champagne, just as I had acted out. Too funny. I don’t know about you, but Heather’s constant nagging that Terry works too much is wearing on me.  

Next week is our trip to Glamis. While I haven’t seen how the episode comes together, I promise you DO NOT WANT TO MISS THE MOST SHOCKING EPISODE (OR TWO) EVER.