Kara Keough Bosworth, who's pregnant with her second child, was not feeling a baby shower this time around. "I don’t want gifts, I don’t want to write thank you cards, I don’t wanna put on a dress, or makeup, or say ‘Awwww, so cute’ 7,000 times," Jeana Keough's straight-shooting daughter wrote in a recent Instagram post. But an incredibly vile cake that depicted bloody nether regions? That would do just fine.
Ultimately, Kara's friends did not throw the very shower she dreaded, but they did find a way to surprise her. "Unbeknownst to me, my friends found a way to give me exactly what I wanted: a night with people I love, in my pajamas, without make up, with all my favorite things ... to eat," the expectant blogger shared. Among those eats: A "birthday cake" that is so hilariously vile, the Instagram snaps alone might make you blush, shudder, and/or retch.
We thought we'd seen it all when Southern Charm's Cameran Eubanks got this monstrosity at her baby shower, but Kara's is even more gloriously disgusting. Components include a bloody baby's head, sprinkles that represent public hair, and a swirl of chocolate frosting that's not quite as cute as the Pile of Poo emoji. Are you ready to take it on? Have courage, and keep on scrolling.
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