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Week 1: Oreos are Ore-Nos!

Bryan get's caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Day 1

Today was nerve-wracking as it was the first day I met all the other fatties.  Interested to see how this process goes.  Everyone seemed very nice...we shall see.

Day 2

My body is incredibly sore from the first workout...It has been a very long time since I have been on a treadmill or seen a gym.  Jackie seems nice but is all about the business.

Day 3

I don't know what I have gotten myself into.... Will I be able to actually do this?  I am craving sugar so bad!  Hope that I can maintain this strict diet...This is the hardest thing I have ever had to do....

Day 4

This is NO fun...I am super sore and I just want to throw the towel in.  The workout on the beach was AWFUL...Couldn't get any traction in the sand and I was DYING of thirst.  I am totally out of shape!  DAMNIT!!!

Day 5

Jackie shanghaied my house today.  I made the stupid mistake of texting her that I ate two cookies and she decided to teach me how long it takes to burn off two cookies...This woman is whacked...She needs some sugar in more ways then one....Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Day 6

Still sore but feeling slightly better.... My craving for sugar is slowly diminishing and being replaced by fruit.  Not quite a cupcake, but at least there is something sweet about it.  Don't know how long I can keep this up- we shall see.

Day 7

Good news today.  I lost 7 lbs.  Hooray!  Kinda exciting but also know that it is mostly water weight...so I am not going to get my hopes set to high.  We will see what next weigh in is all about.

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