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After Hours Vanderpump Rules

Try One of These Pick-Up Lines Next Time You're Out on the Town

#PumpRules pals Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval are here to help you woo that special someone.

By Jocelyn Vena

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Looking for love? Hoping to meet that special someone IRL at your local watering hole instead of on the internet now that it's cuffing season? If so, you might be looking for the right turn of phrase to start a conversation with that potential bae. If you just don't know the right thing to say, Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz are here to help. The Vanderpump Rules buddies are sharing the pick-up lines they used during their single days with Bravo After Hours host Carrie Keagan. And they are doozies.

For instance, this is something Sandoval may have said to a girl before he settled down with Ariana Madix: "Is your momma a thief? Because she stole all the stars and put them in your eyes."

Too sappy for you? We present Schwartz's — without comment: "Hey girl, I put some skittles in my ass earlier. You ready to taste the rainbow?" ( us sometime?)

If you're not really feeling those particular lines, Sandoval does have some advice on how to approach a potential mate. "I would never square off to you. I would actually have to gauge if you're cool or not," he said.

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