Lap Dances, Kisses, Sex Talk, and the *Other* Major Moments from the Men of Bravo Panel

We all know the Real Housewives can get wild and crazy, but don't forget about the men of Bravo, who proved they can easily match the 'Wifes' antics — and maybe even top them (which in Tom Sandoval's case meant literally getting on top of Tom Schwartz) during BravoCon.

At Sunday's Men of Bravo panel, Sandoval, Schwartz, Jax Taylor, Reza Farahan, Austen Kroll, and Craig Conover appeared together, ostensibly to talk about being a male on a Bravo show, but it quickly delved into a raunchy discussion complete with lap dances, smooches, sex secrets, and, uh, bare butts.

Read on for the wildest moments from the Men of Bravo panel:

Tom Schwartz Showed His Butt, Tattoo and All

When the guys played a game of truth or dare with moderator Emily Longeretta of Us Weekly, Schwartz shied away from answering a truth ("How much money is in your bank account?") and instead went for a dare. This meant proving he still had his butt tattoo (you remember his "Bubba" tat of course) by pulling down his underwear to give the thrilled audience a glimpse at his bare behind.

Austen also opted for Dare, which meant giving evidence of whether he's a boxers or briefs kind of guy. Austen, too, pulled down his pants to give everyone an eyeful of his underwear while doing a little dance. But when the audience hollered in appreciation, Austen was a little surprised: "Haven't you guys seen this on YouTube already?" he asked, referring to that infamous cheating video.
 

When asked about his relationship status, Craig confirmed he's single. However, he may not be for long — he said we'll be seeing a lot of him dating in the upcoming season of Southern Charm. And Craig proved he's certainly in the mood to find some lucky lady: He confidently announced he's ready to "make out with anyone."

There Was a Special Guest: Captain Lee Rosbach

Of course, there was one glaring omission from the panel, but luckily Below Deck's Captain Lee surprised attendees with a special appearance to fix that. After walking out to a standing ovation, Captain Lee gamely stuck around for one round of Truth or Dare: When asked how much money is in his bank account, he said, "Ask my wife."

Reza Revealed the Last Time He Took a Naked Photo of Himself

When asked when the last time he took a naked photo on his phone was, Reza admitted he hadn't taken one of himself in a very long time — but he has recently screenshotted photos of other naked people to save to his phone. Schwartz was shocked to hear Reza wasn't up to taking naked selfies lately, and got the audience to chant, "Do it! Do it!" to encourage the Shahs of Sunset cast member to show himself a little more, uh, love.

When the boys were asked by a fan who they'd rather sleep with, Patricia Altschul or Lisa Vanderpump, the Vanderpump Rules boys instantly answered, "Lisa." Austen explained he and Craig are best friends with Patricia's son Whitney Sudler-Smith, and was clearly about to choose Lisa as well before Craig cheerfully cut him off: "I would f--k Patricia!" he proudly announced.

Sandoval Gave Schwartz Quite the Lap Dance

When dared to give the person on their left a lap dance, Craig looked horrified about the prospect of grinding on Austen and insisted he couldn't give him one. Sandoval, however, was more than up for the challenge when it was presented to him: He got right on top of Schwartz and started gyrating, even pulling his pants down on one point to rub his butt on Schwartz's face.

Sandoval and Schwartz Kissed — Again

When asked by a fan to recreate the infamous kiss that's been memorialized in photo form at Tom Tom, the pair gave the people what they wanted and stood up for a quick smooch that was greeted with much applause.

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