Everything You Need to Live Your Best Vanderpump Rules-Inspired Life

If you ask us, when Vanderpump Rules is in season, every Monday feels like Christmas. Honestly, what else could anyone want?!

OK, so maybe there are a few other things on our wish list ... like, say, a purple T-shirt minidress that looks just like the one the SURvers trot around in. You know, for wearing as we drink homemade Pumptinis while glued to our TVs on Monday nights at 9/8c. (We're only half kidding here.)

Inspired by our own obsession with the country's (world's?) hottest restaurant staff, we've rounded up the best gifts that only a true PumpRules fan could appreciate — pasta not included. 

Never has a chunky knit sweater been more interesting than when Jax Taylor ripped his own off his body in the parking lot outside Stassi Schroeder's Las Vegas birthday party in Season 1. Though the actual sweater from the iconic moment has been auctioned off for charity (way to put it to good use, Jax), you can purchase a similar one for the #TeamJax guy in your life here. 

If watching Tom Sandoval, Ariana Madix, and Jax work their magic behind the SUR bar makes you crave a hand-crafted cocktail (totally relatable), then this kit will be essential. The best part? The boss will not be dropping by to scrutinize your concoctions — although if Lisa Vanderpump wants to come hang, we certainly would not object.

And then, of course, you'll need a most fabulous vessle from which to sip your cocktails — or, if you dare, from which to spill you cocktail's contents in slow motion, a la the iconic intro. This gold-rimmed set, which can be monogrammed, has all the style and swagger for both.

Or, if a straight-up tequila shot is more your speed (have your friends accused you of acting like "tequila Katie"??), may we suggest you throw them back in these shot glasses made of actual Himalayan pink salt?

WAS it actually about the pasta?! No matter what you believe, it's definitely true that carbs and drama have never been so entwined, and with this tee you can proudly display your love of both.

If you love a tropical vacation as much as the SURvers do, a stylish pair of sunnies is absolutely essential. Scheana Shay, Ariana, and Lisa have all rocked this brand. 

Every SURver knows the importance of flawless tresses. (We're looking at you, Sandoval.)

When you're all mixed up in who's mad at who and who slept with whom, one voice of reason remains a constant. There's a reason LVP is Sur's MVP.

I mean ... It's just a fact.

Try to ward off bad vibes with this chic flask's motto — and if that fails, just take a swig of its contents. 

Whether you're the Stassi, Scheana, Katie, Kristen, Jax, Brittany, Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Lala, or James of your own squad/frenemy crew — we're pretty sure this one might come in handy a time or two. 

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