Scheana Shay and fellow SURver Adam Spott had some real drama at Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor's fairy-woods-$300-mashed-potato-bar engagement party on the most recent episode of Vanderpump Rules.
After hooking up, but claiming they didn't want a relationship, the two were on different pages after Scheana invited a model over to cook her dinner. Adam lost his cool (since he is basically incapable of talking about his emotions), and ignored Scheana on the party bus and later screamed at her on a bench inside the fairy woods. They yell, hug, yell again — but he denies he loves Scheana (to her face).
After their blowup, Scheana walks away to chat with every single guest at the party to make sure they know that Adam is wrong for getting mad at her for sleeping with someone else and that she bought him a penguin and he doesn't know and now the penguin is an orphan once again.
Enter Brittany's Mamaw, Peggy Turner, who offers up a cure for the drama. She invites Scheana to come live on the family farm in Kentucky.
This is a good idea. One, Scheana and Mamaw sounds like the greatest show of all time. Two, Mamaw does not like alcohol, so Scheana would get herself straightened out real fast on the party front. As we know, Brittany’s late grandfather, Clarence Turner, "did not believe in alcohol," according to Mamaw.
Mamaw's bootcamp will also get Scheana's mind off marriage and on her health. Scheana will be busy churning Mamaw's famous beer cheese, and she'll learn to deal with unruly men by trying to tame aggressive farm animals.
Sounds like a win-win to us.
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