Stassi Schroeder Will Do This for Beau Clark If He Dies — And We're Both Charmed and Confused

Things are getting serious with Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark. In fact, things are so serious that the SURver has a plan in place for the two of them to be together "forever," even after Beau has passed. Romantic or creepy, who are we to say? But if you know anything about Stassi, it's that she does love getting the creeps — so perhaps the two things are one and the same.  

When chatting with Vogue for a feature that profiled 48 spent with the Vanderpump Rules cast, Stassi shared her plan. "I would totally snort my boyfriend's ... I would, absolutely, yes, snort those ashes if he died," she said. "Because then I would feel like he was part of me forever."

In the midst of having her nails done, Stassi made a face that seemed to say duh. "Tell me you wouldn't do it," she said to the cameras. Till Stassi sneezes do they part! 

And by the way — just in case you missed it — here's a quick refresher on the relationship. Stassi met Beau back in August 2017, after Kristen Doute set them up on a date. And by the next Valentine's Day, Stassi had made their relationship Instagram official. The two have been going strong ever since, and have even traveled the world together. (Catch them drinking wine out of baby bottles in Paris, here.) 

You'll see more of Beau in Vanderpump Rules Season 7, which premieres December 3.