Cast Blog: #PUMPRULES

Katie on Getting Sexy Pointers From Lisa

Scheana: I Believe Tom

Our Producer Witnessed Kristen Storm Off After Dinner

Jax: That Dinner Was an Absolute Disaster

Lisa: Kristen Got What She Wanted Out of That Dinner

Our Producer Saw the Wedding Through to the Bitter End

Lisa: Is Schwartz For Real?

Scheana: I Looked Like a Super Bridezilla

Scheana: It Ended Up Being a Perfect Night

Katie: Was I Fooling Myself?

Who's Who in Scheana and Shay's Bridal Party?

Our Producer on All the Wedding Day Drama

Jax: Kristen is Manipulative

Lisa: Scheana Looked Beautiful

Scheana: It Was the Best Day of My Life

The 12 Best Reactions to Kristen Getting Fired

Our Producer Caught Everyone's Reactions to the Firing

Lisa: I Don't Totally Believe Schwartz

Tom Schwartz Presents: A Haiku

Scheana: Kristen Deserved to Be Fired a Long Time Ago

Kristen: I Knew My Time At SUR Was Over

Our Producer Had a Front-Row Seat to the Miami Girl Show

Katie: This Is Just Plain Creepy

Tom: What a Train Wreck

Scheana: I Don't Trust Kristen Anymore

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Kristen: I Made It My Business

Katie: It's Insulting and Frustrating

Tom: Stassi Is Like a Fallen Dictator

Our Producer Shares Secrets From Peter's Date

Stassi: It's Hard to Watch

Lisa: Stassi Likes to Control Everything

Our Producer Got Hit With a Sandwich in Miami

Kristen: I Wanted Validation From Tom

The #PumpRules Miami Trip in 7 GIFs

Scheana: I Shouldn't Have Let Kristen Come

Lisa: Kristen Missed the Point Entirely

Jax: John Takes Care of Everybody

Tom on Jax: There is Barely Any Trust There

Behind-the-Scenes Secrets From Miami

Ariana Takes the Positivity Express

Katie on Getting Sexy Pointers From Lisa

Katie talks about the burlesque performance, learning sex appeal from Lisa, and her feelings on pasties. 

When Nathalie asked Stassi and I to do a little burlesque dance for the party I was excited, but then reality sunk in. Three years ago, a small group of us girls at SUR wanted to put a dance troupe together, so we got together every week for months. It was more for the workout and fun of doing something productive with your girlfriends. However, Stassi and I aren't pro-dancers, and I'm not even sure if we could be considered amateur. But we have fun doing it, and ultimately that was enough for us to wiggle our a--es into those hot pants and shake it.

When I saw the pasties, quite literally my inner dialogue was "Oh, hell no! There's no way!?! I mean right? There's no way!" Again, we already had enough obstacles going into the whole dance that adding a wardrobe hurdle was going to give me even more anxiety.

I think Lisa really has it going on! She was in prime condition to dance with us considering all the rehearsals she was having for Dancing With The Stars. I don't consider myself to be a "sexy" type so I was grateful that Lisa, who happens to ooze sex appeal, could give me some pointers.



I don't know why more women don't know the maxi pad shoe trick! Two things happen to our feet in heels: Number one, sore toes and balls of feet, and number two, our feet slip due to shoes being too big or perspiring. Maxi pads are cheap and solve both problems!

I completely understand Stassi and her frustrations with Jax. Her patience ran thinner every day. I do think this was an instance where Jax needed genuine support. Stassi going to check on Jax was her offering that. But when he tells her more details and explained that the supplements were the cause while he is consuming a muscle shake -- that would have frustrated me the same! I think Stassi could have maintained some more sensitivity, or at least avoid an argument simply for the sake of the matter.

Guillermo's party was so much fun! Nathalie and Lisa really went to lengths to make it so special. I felt pretty good about our dance. Stassi and I don't take ourselves too seriously, especially when it comes to dancing. We wanted to help make the night special and we had fun at the same time. It never occurred to me what Scheana would think of our dance, her opinion isn't valued by either of us. Nobody's is, actually.

And as far as Tom's cooking for the boys, I joke that I do the handy work and Tom does the cooking, but actually it's true. I have a couple dishes I like making, but Tom knows his way around the kitchen much better. He loves to cook and grill for us. I'm actually quite spoiled, I couldn't even count the number of times I have woken up to breakfast in bed. I'm one lucky lady.

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