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Katie and Stassi's Awful Performance

Scheana discusses Katie and Stassi’s dance, and explains why she would have been the better burlesquer.

By Scheana Shay

I love working with Ariana. She is just a super chill, down-to-earth girl. There's no drama with her. We've never had a fight and I just love her. It's nice to have someone I can trust at SUR finally.

I didn't really want to look at wedding cakes. I was just giving Lisa a hard time. Truth be told, I hate cake, and whenever I do get married we won't have a cake, either. I'd rather have a candy bar and some cake pops. But I definitely can't help looking at wedding related stuff -- and I thought it was funny to bug Lisa about it.

I still don't know why Lisa asked Katie and Stassi to dance and not me -- one of the girls at SUR who is a performer. Ariana and I would have made that dance amazing and not a joke. I heard Stassi and Katie took a burlesque class once several years ago, so maybe that is why Lisa asked them? However, I thought their performance was awful and filled with no rhythm. I mean could we get in anymore slow motion? And, really, when you are doing a dance it's not supposed to be obvious that you are counting in your head.

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I didn't "go" to Lisa about the Ariana and Tom rumors, even though it appeared that way. One of my managers asked me to bring it up because they didn't want unnecessary drama brought into the workplace. Obviously knowing I am close with not only Ariana but Lisa as well, I was the perfect person to bring it up before it got blown out of proportion.

Had I known we were getting our faces spray painted and putting our hair up, I wouldn't have spent two hours doing everything myself. From the time I got to SUR until the time the party and makeup started was almost four hours and my hair fell flat. At that point, I didn't care and just went along with it. It was definitely fun, I just don't like certain products on my face and eyes. I have very sensitive skin and I've already had issues with my contacts this year. Stassi just sounds dumb and b----y when she talks. Why would she say I was going for a "natural" look? I wasn't, obviously. I just didn't want spray paint on my face.

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