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Jax's Tattoo Should Just Say "Desperate"

Tom laments that complicated coffee table and tries to figure out what Scheana is so bent on sabotage. 

By Tom Sandoval

Scheana talking to Lisa about Schwartz and Shay's fight was a tattletale move, and the way she explained it was pretty much the complete opposite of what actually happened between Shay and Schwartz. Shay was probably the most drunk I've ever seen him, btw. . .

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I feel like is just going through this sabotage mindset on a power trip. What bothers me the most about what she did is that she wasn't just a little bias and she didn't just exaggerate, but she full blown lied about what happened that night between Shay and Schwartz.

Scheana also most definitely knew that Schwartz was coming in to interview. News gets around SUR almost as fast as it comes out of your mouth. I've known Schwartz long enough to know he would've never come in for that interview if he know the chances of getting hired at SUR weren't probable or almost a sure thing. Scheana deep down is a good person, that's why it really bothers me to see her be so manipulative and shady.

Putting together that damn coffee table was way, way, WAAAY harder than it should have been!! I didn't even finish all the inside compartments and drawers until the next day! I've put together so many pieces of furniture from IKEA that were far more complicated with ease. Yesterday, I was in such disbelief over the difficulty of construction over this product that went back and checked my records and realized that this table was actually bought on some random website that Kristen found and bought when Googling coffee tables late night. So, my apologies to IKEA for blaming you. . .

With that being said, this coffee table had stickers labeling its parts with barely any adhesive left on them because they had been moved around so much. I should've stopped right there. . .But Kristen wants this coffee table put together, so I decided I'm not only going to have it done, but also have it done fast...

Talk about a FAIL. . .

When putting together this piece of s--- table, I would nearly get it completely assembled, only to realize I'm left holding a part that should have been put in the beginning! I'm not exaggerating when I say that I assembled and unassembled this table at least seven times! And for the record, I'm a guy who takes pride in the fact that I read directions, so don't even go there! This coffee table fiasco couldn't have come at a worse time especially when I'm trying to look like the reliable man in the relationship. Instead I was left looking incompetent and helpless, especially when Kristen had to step in to finish.

Jax should have just gotten "desperate" tattooed on his arm! He knew way better than to bring me, because I would've never EVER let that happen. I was pissed at Schwartz for letting him go through with it! Come on Schwartz! It's your job as a friend to keep Jax from doing something stupid like that! As far as me getting "Kristen" tattooed on my arm, Kristen would never expect or want me to do something like that. But, this past year, when we would all be out together, Jax would often act like this over the top gentleman in front of Stassi trying to woo her back into a relationship. Thanks to this facade, Schwartz and I would get some lovely passive aggressive comparisons to "Gentleman Jax" from our girlfriends.

I know Stassi is just primarily upset because Scheana is the main reason for the rift between her and Pandora and Lisa. I do think its pretty wrong for Scheana to mess with Stassi's job and professional relationships over the lack of a phone call post-surgery. Now Pandora did ask Scheana to work for Divine Addiction, and Pandora did come and tell Stassi about this herself, so Stassi really doesn't have a right to be mad at Scheana for that. Pandora brought Scheana on knowing how much it would upset Stassi, and this fact doesn't seem to bother her? It seems strange that Pandora would want to bring tension like that into her company. . .



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