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Stassi Schroeder Blew Her Pre-Coachella Diet With This Drink That Tastes Like "Dragon Piss"

And that's not all the Vanderpump Rules pal binged on.

Stassi Schroeder had big plans for the week leading up to Coachella, which she's planning to attend for weekend two, coming up April 20 through 22. And, she'd enlisted help from her boyfriend Beau Clark to execute those plans. But then, some sparkly "dragon's piss" got in the way. Let's unpack this, shall we? 

On April 15, the Vanderpump Rules pal headed to Instagram Stories to share snaps from Smorgasburg L.A.. The open-air market offers shopping, drinks, and tons of food — and this is where things went awry. "I legitimately asked you yesterday because we're going to Coachella next week to not let me eat a lot and to not let me have carbs, and now you're taking me to a food truck thing," Stassi bemoaned to Clark.

The SURver tempted by delights found there including Mexican candies, Daddy's Chicken Shack fried chicken, and beer. And then she absolutely had to give in to a drink called Vegan Chai Sparkles. "It's like a golden Khaleesi drink," she told her boyfriend. 

When he asked how it tastes, Stassi responded: "dragon piss."

Beau retorted: "I thought sparkle farts were better." 

Either way, the pre-Coachella diet proved no match for it.

Photos: Stassi Schroeder/Instagram

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