Mazel- Mariah Carey's sling at the red carpet premiere of Lee Daniels' "The Butler." The sling is everything.
Jackhole- Not only A-Rod, but the other 13 MLB players who were suspended for using illicit substances. Not only is it going to be hard for you to get back on third base in New York, but it's going to be harder to get to third base with a lot of celebrity ladies. *Shout out to the Cardinals! No Convictions!*