Mazel- The mother of Jasleen, a 13.47 pound baby. She delivered in Germany, without a C-Section. Wow, good job Mom, but did you notice all the take out being constantly delivered to your vagina for the past 9 months?
Jackhole- This ghost who’s been levitating tea bags off a shelf of a Whitstable, England grocery. Okay, ghost, if you’re not careful, someone is going to get teabagged in the face. Not everybody likes teabagging.