MAZEL: Goes to the strange occurence in the Key West called, "Hemmingway Days." It's where throngs of men with white beards roll fake bulls down the street in a mock Running of the Bulls situation. Congrats guys! We always wanted to see what a Santa Caluse Gay Pride Parade would look like!
JACKHOLE: Goes to Adam Levine for shattering the dreams of men and women by getting married.